Poseidon

               Poseidon

   Today we went on an adventure. And found at our favorite hot spot they had the God Poseidon. This is my beloved God. He is a Blueberries next to the ocean scent. Took my first whiff at a park next to a Mormon Church. We sat under the trees and praised the God of the Sea. Poseidon rolls in and swirls through your head as it starts to kick in. Then you just feel high. After the second whiff it rolls in like a flood and you are at your peak again The euphoric high you feel lasts only about thirty minutes. You do still kinda dopey after you come down for about an hour after. This God is my number one pick out of all the Gods. He is at the top of my list for quality, length because not every one has time to sit out a two hour high, and flavor. You can find Poseidon at Ridin Dirty Distributors for about $12 for one gram and $25 for 3 plus shipping and handling. I don't know how long Poseidon will grace us with his presence so get yours before the floods wash him back to the sea.

Well that's all for today, I will update you on more of Poseidon when I get home from work or even tomorrow for tomorrow is a veg day. Goodbye for now I am coming down for now to go finish up daily life. Later I am going on a nature walk to enjoy the rain then its off to work for another fulfilling day of scooping fries and taking odors through a headset. 

Fusion

Fusion is a blend that I came across through some old homies, that I didn't really trust but I figured it was an unopen package so why not give it a try.
The package states "It's like an Herbal Blend on STEROIDS
100% Legal 100% effective 100% Natural herbs and botanicals 100% guaranteed not to show up on a drug test"
The package had warning on it like "Use with caution Do not operate a motor vehicle or any machinery during or after use of this product."
I am only slightly skeptical as I open the package and smell the aroma that wafts from the plant like substances inside. It smells like Siberian Motherwort or just motherwort, there are no flavors added to this blend. I loaded the first bowl in my new little purple bubbler and hit the flame to the green. It crackled like damania does, it tasted like herbs and nothing more. I waited with no head change to note I took another lung busting rip off the bong and held the smoke in until I felt my head flop from lack of oxygen. I released expecting the wonderful high to just flow in, but nothing. I smoked three more bowls of the herbal mix, and still nothing happened the most I got was sore lungs from the harshness of the mix. This blend is not spice so do not be fooled by the name there is a blend with the same name put out by the makers of the Gods, but this is not it. There is a web site listed on the packaging herbalsmoke.com, but under further inspection the site leads to seemingly dead ends and does not even contain this product for sale. I can only classify this blend as it is a Herbal blend. This product does not contain anything in it that will get you high, or even head changed. I had more of a headache after I smoked this product than a head change. I honestly do not suggest anyone try this, unless all you are looking for is a herbal blend safe and free of extra substances.

Hermes

Today's delicious flavor is Hermes the Messenger of the Gods. Hermes tastes like a pineapple gummy bear. So I went on an adventure yesterday. My favorite little Southern Utah shop had Hermes. You can also find this blend for sale on the web at ridindirtydistributors.com.

Hermes was one of my team of testers favorite blends, back when the Gods were new to us. Hermes is the son of Zues and Amia. I left early this morning to ensure I had enough time to do one of my favorite things on Hermes...Hike. After three hits I was ready to roll. After the first hit I felt my sub conscience do a flop. We did more nature dazing than hiking this time, but the temperatures were just too high to do any sort of real hike. I climbed out to the ledge of a cliff though, I felt as if my sub conscience was wild in the desert heat of Redcliffs. This blend allows my inner search to just broaden out beyond what was in my own head. It was not a wild trip, but a mild and fun one. After I was down enough to

drive I headed back home so I could make it to work tonight to close. Hermes is in one of my top five favorites. Hermes has been known to give testers the munchies.
There is only one case of tripping in the entire time we have been testing this product. But any blend can make you trip even if you have smoked it once before.

Hookah mixed with Hermies about fifteen minutes into it re-ups you. I smoked Black Mamba by Fantasia Premuim hookah tobacco. I will be doing a review on this later. I do recommend you allow Hermies to bring forth the message from The Gods of Aroma. 

Ares

Ares the true god of war is today's amazing flavor brought to you by the Gods of Aroma. He is also a limited Edition, so who knows how long this God will last on the battle field. He is a deliciously citricy grapefruit. On a scale of one to ten he hits on a high seven or low eight depending on your tolerance. I first tried Ares back in the day about six months ago but I did not have access to the interwebs to share my amazing discovery of Gods. I recently refound the Gods at a local smoke shop located in Southern Utah. Again I will not give up the location because I don't want to get anyone in trouble. I honestly could not find this God for sale anywhere on the internet either. So yet again if anyone knows of where this product can be purchased please share the love.
Ares is not in my top favorite five Gods, but he is on my Fiance's top five list. He made my Fiance feel the need to fight, so he lives up to his name as the God of War. He made me feel like I was tired and just wanted to chill but every blend effects every person differently. I did not trip on this blend and his effects only lasted about fifteen to twenty minutes if you did not continually smoke. When I took my first hit I felt slightly sick to my stomach as it rolled in, but the feeling soon passed into a wispy fog of consciousness. I never attempted to make love to my Fiance while under the effects of this God because it honestly did not cross either of our minds, so this blend does not make you horny. I did not get the munchies, more I just wanted to sit and enjoy the fog.
Alright folks I hoped you enjoyed today's flavor, hopefully you can find this flavor somewhere out in the world before it is gone forever.

Medusa

The Gods have become famous and infamous through out Utah for being one of the most potent blends on the market. Today's flavor is Medusa she is bubblegum flavored. This is one of my top five favorites from GOA. You can find her at a local smoke shop in southern Utah. I will not name the shop because I don't want to get her taken away again. This line of herbal incense was confiscated by the local pigs, tested and had to be released because they could not find any DEA banned substances in this blend. I honestly cannot find her for sale on the internet. So if you or if you know where she can be purchased online I would appreciate it if you commented so in the comments or just shot me a message so that I could share the love.

The first time I smoked Medusa I used my brand new purple bubbler that my Fiance bought me for our one year anniversary. I took one hit and let it roll in. I could feel the effects start in the pit of my stomach and spread to the rest of my body. The high lasted about thirty minutes before I started to come down. After two hits I felt the effects intensify and roll back in. After I got a feel for her I could continually smoke her. I feel that she is very safe as a veg day spice, but she has been known to send those who are not used to the effects of potpourri into trips. My Fiance who is a veteran smoker also tripped on her, but that was because things happened that pushed him into a bad high. My team of testers compare the high you feel off Medusa to that of a marijuana high. Just a very good Marijuana high. One said it felt like he had smoked some good Chronic. I love to smoke her after a long day at work to relax, or to just play some video games and chill. She is a good blend to have sex on, she intensifies everything you feel. I felt like our souls touched when my Fiance and I made love under the effects of Medusa.

Medusa is the God of War but she does not create an inner feud. I honestly suggest this blend to anyone looking for a good high off spice. She can be purchased in one gram containers at the moment, but I am keeping my eyes out for the three grams the Gods usually come in. It does say Limited Edition on the package so I don't know how long she will be around. So Hurry and get yours before she retires back into legend.